Jokes

Does the dog know the proverb, too?
The little boy did not like the barking dog.
"It's all right," a gentleman said , "Don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," the little boy answered . "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
狗也知道这个谚语吗？
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。 “没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’” “啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”

Do You Know My Work？
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying there ran out with their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire． “Before I came out，” one man said ，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． If people leaves cash in a fire， the fire will burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will became poorer if I took them．”
“You don't know my work，”the other man said ．
“What is your work？”
“I'm a policeman．
“Oh！” the first man cried ． He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work？”
“No，”the policeman said ．
“I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.
你知道我是干什么的吗？
一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。 两个人站在外面，看着大火。 “在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。” “你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。 “你是干什么的？” “我是警察。” “噢！”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说：“那你知道我是干什么的？”“不知道。”警察说。 “我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".

Ming：I am sorry! English man：I am sorry too! Ming：I am sorry three! English man：What are you sorry for? Ming：I am sorry five!